"The Unpredictability of Tweedles Adventures"

It was not last night, but PERHAPS it was the night before.
It was time for an ADVENTURE!
A late night adventure to be EXACT.
My mom and I needed to make an EMERGENCY trip to the library, to return my library book.
I forgot my book was due. It was due that night!
So off we go,,,,,, zoom, zoom, zoom.
My mommy and me were driving down the country road to the library 10 miles away.
Trees were bending to the ground from the wildness of the strong winds.
Leaves were tumbling, and rumbling down the road beside us.
We raced with the leaves, as fast as we could go.
FAST, FAST.
My mind was FLIPPING.
It was FLIPPING through all of my thoughts, that were stored deep in my IMAGINATION.
I was not sure if a monster would come out of the darkness and get me!
Not only was my mind FLIPPING, I was jumping to and fro like a billy goat.
I JUST cannot sit still when we go for a ride. I just can't.
It is IMPOSSIBLE!
HOP here, and HOP there, that is what I do BEST.
I do it very well!
And that was when mommy started to sing.
I wasn't afraid anymore.
She sang songs about lulabyes, and happy days, about chasing leaves and me.
Nope, I was not afraid anymore!
I watched my mom sing, I listened to her words.
Soon, I was singing too.
SING! SING! SING!

Then mom disappeared for a minute.
She went inside the library to drop off off my book.

I stayed in the truck. Now was my chance to start searching for goodies.
I could not find any goodies,
I looked under the seats. Not a CRUMB!
But, as I was hopping around , I noticed something strange!
My paws were cold and wet and stinky! It tasted TERRIBLE!
Hummm, what a mystery.
When mom got back into the truck, she noticed my cold wet paws
Cold wet paws were getting on her!
Cold wet paws were on the car seats!
Cold wet paws were on the windows!
Hummm, what a mystery it was, until mom discovered all the wet cold paw marks were black.
The cold wet paw tracks were the color of coffee.
Can you guess what I got my litte paws into?
Yup, YOU guessed right- it was moms cup of COLD coffee.
(she forgot to take it in the house earlier)
I really did not see this as a problem at all.
In fact I thought it was great- now she has my autograph all over the car seats!

Mom was not sure what I was about to do here, in this picture.
She did not give me time to think!
She did not want to give me time to think!
What do you think?
Silly mom!
Mom always tells me she cannot PREDICT the UNPREDICATABILITY of me.
I am not sure what that means. I don't think I need to know. Do you?
And so, as soon as we got home, mom grabbed me.
She grabbed me out of the truck, FAST!
Silly mom!
We walked in the yard for awhile.
Then I went in the house and snuggled into a nice warm blanket, and I snuggled with moms.
That little late nite adventure made me very sleepy!

Nitey nite my friends
love
tweedles