I have had something that I have been wondering about lately- so thought I would ask you my friends.
Do you have rules and regulations? Who would ever think that dogs needed rules- of course I imagine little kids wonder the same thing- and for that matter- mommies and daddys probably wonder why they have rules too. At least I guess they do. Who set these rules anyway? Does everyone have rules?
Do you hear what I hear?
-,,,,, don't you be eating that roll of toilet tissue!,,,,,, but it's one of my favorite hobbies, to sneak upstairs when the baby gates get accidently put down- or I am racing mom up the stairs and I immediately run in and start dragging and gobbling the toilet tissue, eating as fast as I can.
Or do you ever hear " you must stay out of mommies purse",,,,,
Don't you eat that cat food (like it was poison or something").,,,,,
How about stay out of the mud-and don't be tracking that dirt into the house,,,,.
No you can't go outside without your harness and leash,,,,,,
Don't you be stealing from mommies pockets.,,,,,
No you can't have any chocolate,,,,,,,
No you can't eat that penny that dropped on the floor,,,,,,, ( I always heard we should save a penny for a rainy day).
No you can't eat that plant leaf that fell on the floor,,,,,,, (I want to know why its on the floor in the first place- tempting me!)
Have you ever been told that you need to sit still in the cart when your parents go to Home Depot - instead of jumping out and running down the aisles?
Do you ever hear "don't bark at the man at the gas station?"- who comes to the window to get mommies money- well why not, its our money?
Another rule,,,,, How about " now have some manners if we go visiting"
Or how about the one of "no barking when we are talking on the phone "
( I was trying to say hello)
Do you hear " No ,,,,,you shouldn't be drinking mama's coffee,,,,,,,(I wanted to know what all the hype is about coffee- so I thought I would check it out for myself, and why was it on my table?)
I hear this a lot " you have to go into your "special little area" , when moms eat- because they do not trust me to not grab whats on their plate and run like the dickens! (like they have reason to fear)
I guess I can be thankul that I don't hear many rules and regulations about all my toys, thank goodness. They are strung all over the place and mom's don't complain to much. I can play with any of them all day long. And I don't have any curfew laws- as I sack out real early in the evening. So that is something to be thankful for too.
So far I don't hear too much about sharring- since I am the only puggy- at least for now.
My thinking is we shouldn't have so many rules- but when I think about it- sometimes the rules have saved my life. So guess mama knows best!
Nitety nite
love
tweedles